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Hello and welcome to I'm So Glad My
Suffering Amuses You, the blog that's looking for love in all the wrong places.
I'm Dave-El and if there's one thing I've proven on this blog time and time again, it's this: I do not necessarily need to have any actual expertise on whatever topic upon which I feel the need to pontificate.
For example, in today's blog, we discuss dating.
When I was single, I sucked at dating. Sucked. At. It. Really badly. The sad irony is that once a man is wise enough to figure out what a woman really wants and can make an appeal to that, that man is too old, too married or too beaten down from being old and married to do anything about it.
Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
Anyway, about a week ago, this topic was trending on Twitter:
So here we go, brought together in one handy dandy easy to ignore package are my tweets on the topic of
OK, that one is kind of pervy in a pedophilia kind of way. So I started thinking, maybe I should have...what do you call them? Yeah, standards.
So here are two that did NOT make the cut to be on Twitter:
Rape and incest jokes? Really? That is so, so wrong and I'm so very, very sorry.
Even though you gotta admit, the sister one is kind of funny, right? I mean, WRONG! Bad blogger! Bad!
Well, despite the foray into morally questionable material, I hope you've enjoyed my little segment on
And if you don't have standards. please feel free to share the salacious details as I am old and married and have a diminished capacity for pleasure.
Thank you and I'm so glad my suffering amuses you.
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