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Hi there! I am Dave-El and welcome to a very special installment of I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog most likely to be vetoed by Russia in the UN Security Council.
On March 2nd, 2013, I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You debuted with it's first blog post.
Then on May 25th, 2013, this blog celebrated it's 100th post (as you can see here).
Today we are up to blog post # 200.
Wow! How is it possible that I've posted 200 posts to this blog over the last six months? What is the secret of keeping this blog going?
I have no social life?
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
To commemorate this amazing achievement, I am going to post TWO HUNDRED THINGS ABOUT ME! (Yes, I will be cheating and quite often too. 200 things about me? God knows I'm not THAT interesting.)
So here we go!
My secretly really favorite super heroine: Black Canary (when my hormones kicked in)
The first Oscar winning movie I ever saw in a theater: Amadeus.
When I saw Out of Africa, I wondered why my girlfriend was crying.
Speaking of Sweden, I am one of seven straight men in America who likes ABBA.
As much as I am a fan of group, I sometimes get Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen mixed up.
It’s been awhile since I mentioned I was a leg man, right?
Favorite TV Detective: Lt. Columbo (“Just one more thing, sir.”)
DON’T JUDGE ME!
Thanks for popping by in your quest for high quality, insightful and witty commentary and observations.
And one day, I just might be able to deliver some high quality, insightful and witty commentary and observations.
Nah, probably not.
Be good to one another.