Hi there!
As we sputter to the close of an interminably long post Thanksgiving weekend (I miss being at work!), let me indulge in some leftover stuff by looking at a selection of random Tweets from my Twitter account which can be found here.
And away we go!
____________________________________
In response to this...Julieanne Smolinski
Watching PBS in a t-shirt sweater front of a fire, in case your small town is in need of a crabby, sexless, disenfranchised piano teacher.
I had this to say...
I don't know why but I just can't resist a chance to paraphrase Renee Zellweger from Jerry Maguire.
Maybe it's because the concept of legalizing marijuana has been in the news so much lately but I do seem to have a propensity for bringing everything around to a weed joke. Seriously, I've never touched the stuff. Yep, this disjointed thinking process of mine is all natural, baby!
____________________________________
I hope someone else is watching this Lifetime movie where Nicole Eggert learns the true meaning of Christmas after crawling into her dryer
This could be a whole series of movies. Each time, Nicole Eggert crawls inside another household appliance to discover the true meaning of something. The series ends tragically when Nicole climbs into a paper shredder to learn the true meaning of Arbor Day.
____________________________________
Dave of the Doctor
Sometimes I wished I had listened to what my mom said when I was kid. It had something to do with not listening, I think.
Yep, that's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Hey, when I steal material, I steal from the best.
Yep, that's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Hey, when I steal material, I steal from the best.
On a cold, wet night, I'm sitting back with a cup of hot apple cider in front of a roaring fire. Times like this I wish I had a fireplace.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I have 100 followers! And it took me ONLY two years! Wow! This is so exciting! (pause) I don't need to feed all of you, do I?I figure in another 2 years, I might be up to 125! I am such a butterfly of the social networking scene.
____________________________________
Vice President Cheney was a hard guy to say no to because he shot people in the face.
Basing jokes on Dick Cheney in the persona of a James Bond villain who shoots people in the face will never get old.
____________________________________
Dave-El @DayWayLo
@TeaPartyCat Health care problems can be resolved with a simple 2 part process: 1) become rich 2) buy insurance. Why is that so hard?
I think this is just the sort of platform that could get me back in good with the Republican Party. Toss in a couple of cracks about Obama being an alien mutant robot Muslin Socialist and I could be a viable Tea Party candidate for Congress.
____________________________________
No comments:
Post a Comment