As we sputter to the close of an interminably long post Thanksgiving weekend (I miss being at work!), let me indulge in some leftover stuff by looking at a selection of random Tweets from my Twitter account which can be found here.
And away we go!
Watching PBS in a t-shirt sweater front of a fire, in case your small town is in need of a crabby, sexless, disenfranchised piano teacher.
I had this to say...
I don't know why but I just can't resist a chance to paraphrase Renee Zellweger from Jerry Maguire.
Maybe it's because the concept of legalizing marijuana has been in the news so much lately but I do seem to have a propensity for bringing everything around to a weed joke. Seriously, I've never touched the stuff. Yep, this disjointed thinking process of mine is all natural, baby!
This could be a whole series of movies. Each time, Nicole Eggert crawls inside another household appliance to discover the true meaning of something. The series ends tragically when Nicole climbs into a paper shredder to learn the true meaning of Arbor Day.
Dave of the Doctor
Yep, that's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Hey, when I steal material, I steal from the best.
I figure in another 2 years, I might be up to 125! I am such a butterfly of the social networking scene.
I think this is just the sort of platform that could get me back in good with the Republican Party. Toss in a couple of cracks about Obama being an alien mutant robot Muslin Socialist and I could be a viable Tea Party candidate for Congress.