THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN.
As you may recall in our previous...for lack of a better word, "episode"...I came to the heartbreaking realization that this alleged "feature" was...how can I put this without using the word "stupid"?
I can't. This feature is stupid.
But then it seems THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN has other ideas.
So here we are again and it seems we've descended into some Norman Rockwellesque quagmire of sin and degradation where a provocatively dressed cowgirl is riding...
(I can't believe I have to say this.)
Is riding an extremely phallic ear of corn.
Nothing good can come of this.
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN#9
Yeah. Weird.
Hey y'all, this can't go on.
All right then. What IS the ultimate fate of THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN?
Can I escape from its lurid thrall? Or am I to be forever compelled to post pictures of corn every Thursday?
We'll find out....next week.
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Next time on the blog: An ALL NEW edition of bROkEN nEWs!
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