- NO Broken News in Pictures
- NO Broken News That Counts with the Count
- NO Broken News Complaint Dept
No more Adventures of Knock-Knock the Interrupting Cow. (And I've got at least a half dozen more in the chute, ready to be posted.)
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BrokenNews “Emails
Reveal Christie Allies Pressured Hoboken Mayor” By sitting on
him.
#BrokenNews “Giuliani:
'Fifty-Fifty' Chance Christie Knew About Bridge Scandal” Maybe he
did, maybe he didn’t, who knows? Watchya gonna do ‘bout it?
#BrokenNews “Facebook
Toys With Radical New Idea” To not suck!
#BrokenNews "'Zombie' Bees Discovered For First Time In Eastern U.S." Oh, this is a lovely little item to add to my list of SHIT THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING!!
#BrokenNews "Fox News's Insane Debate On Women" Ultimately the debaters agreed to defer the question if women actually exist until all the science is in.
#BrokenNews "Hospitals Facing Worrisome Shortage" They're running low on irrascible, ascerbic doctors who are very talented but don't play by the rules.
If you thought it could've been shorter, the denizens of Twitter did try to help by suggesting State of the Union speeches that could be done in only 3 words (under #SOTUinthreewords).
Here are 10 of my suggestions:
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#BrokenNews "65 Year-Old Model Shares The Secret To Aging" You don't really need a virgin's blood for the dark rituals to sustain immortality; any human blood will do.
#BrokenNews "College Athletes Make Landmark Move" Actually going to class.
#BrokenNews "Pope Francis Rocks Rolling Stone Cover" His new album with Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor is expected to go to #1 in sales this week.
#BrokenNews "House Passes Sweeping Anti-Abortion Bill" In addition to curtailing a woman's access to abortion, it also mandates that women must sweep floors at least 20 hours a week.
#BrokenNews "Meat Loaf admits, 'I'm a giant ham'" He means that literally.
#BrokenNews "How Queen Elizabeth spent most of her money" On Doctor Who merchandise.
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And on that note let's bring this week's edition of #BrokenNews to a close.
And speaking of Doctor Who, tomorrow is Doctor Who Saturday which DOES have pictures. (The post was completed before Tuesday's Google Chrome meltdown.)
I hope every one has a kick-ass weekend and for the Super Bowl, I'm pulling for the Broncs, baby! Peyton Manning as GOT to deliver on behalf of old people everywhere.
OK, I'm outta here! Remember to be good to one another.
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Let's take a moment for a #BrokenNews special as we ponder this week's State of the Union address given by President Barack Obama this past Tuesday.
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- No again? Really?
- Trust me, okay?
- Bend over, cough
- Get no satisfaction
- Got any ideas?
- Long live rock!
- Are you experienced?
- Feel the love
- Kiss my ass
- It's all good
OK, back to the headlines!
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And on that note let's bring this week's edition of #BrokenNews to a close.
This is so sad.
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