Super Spy Dave vs. Real Life Dave

Hi there! I'm Dave-El and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that is shaken AND stirred.

Today we present a series of Tweets from my Twitter account wherein I spun two competing narratives. Somewhere in another dimension is a version of me that's a dashing and talented super spy going on dangerous missions and having sex with various beautiful women.

In another dimension is a version of me that's got to do some house cleaning.

Guess which dimension is blog is being written.

Enjoy!

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#SuperSpyDave in a high speed chase with a rival spy 

#RealLifeDave has to mop the kitchen again

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#SuperSpyDave runs after the rival spy into a posh hotel 

#RealLifeDave wonders where the damn SwifferJet is

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#SuperSpyDave in kung fu battle with rival spy 

#RealLifeDave pissed off: every time he has to mop the floor, the SwifferJet is missing
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#SuperSpyDave removes spy's hat: It's a WOMAN! 

#RealLifeDave finds the SwifferJet in the fridge! (What the hell?)

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#SuperSpyDave kisses the spy passionately 

#RealLifeDave gets a fresh bottle of cleaner for the SwifferJet

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#SuperSpyDave makes love to the spy in a lavish hotel room 

#RealLifeDave mops the kitchen floor

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#SuperSpyDave continues to make love to the spy in a lavish hotel room 

#RealLifeDave is still mopping the damn kitchen floor

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#SuperSpyDave leaves the sleeping spy sexually satisfied 

#RealLifeDave told by wife he missed a spot

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#SuperSpyDave steals away with the super secret microchip 

#RealLifeDave finally finishes mopping the kitchen floor

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#SuperSpyDave lounges by a pool with a bevy of bikini models & a drink in his hand 

#RealLifeDave now has to mop the bathroom. 

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 Until next time, be good to one another. And may you continue to have exciting adventures and/or clean floors.