Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Super Spy Dave vs. Real Life Dave


Hi there! I'm Dave-El and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog that is shaken AND stirred.

Today we present a series of Tweets from my Twitter account wherein I spun two competing narratives. Somewhere in another dimension is a version of me that's a dashing and talented super spy going on dangerous missions and having sex with various beautiful women.

In another dimension is a version of me that's got to do some house cleaning.

Guess which dimension is blog is being written.

Enjoy!

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in a high speed chase with a rival spy 
has to mop the kitchen again
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 runs after the rival spy into a posh hotel 
 wonders where the damn SwifferJet is
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 in kung fu battle with rival spy 
 pissed off: every time he has to mop the floor, the SwifferJet is missing
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 removes spy's hat: It's a WOMAN! 
 finds the SwifferJet in the fridge! (What the hell?)
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 kisses the spy passionately 
 gets a fresh bottle of cleaner for the SwifferJet
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 makes love to the spy in a lavish hotel room 
 mops the kitchen floor
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 continues to make love to the spy in a lavish hotel room 
 is still mopping the damn kitchen floor
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 leaves the sleeping spy sexually satisfied 
 told by wife he missed a spot
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 steals away with the super secret microchip 
 finally finishes mopping the kitchen floor
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 lounges by a pool with a bevy of bikini models & a drink in his hand 
 now has to mop the bathroom. 
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 Until next time, be good to one another. And may you continue to have exciting adventures and/or clean floors. 

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