Let's pontificate on same random stuff, shall I?
Sunday saw the New England Patriots romp 'n' stomp the Indianapolis Colts to gain entry to another Super Bowl. The game also saw the Patriots embroiled in yet another scandal involving (possibly) cheating. This time it involves the footballs provided by the Patriots for Sunday's games being under-inflated which makes them easier to grip in cold weather and easier to throw for short passes.
There is the possibility that it was just a trick of the weather. It gets pretty damn cold up there in... wherever the hell in New England the Patriots play. (Vermont?) Cold weather can cause air to contract just as heated air expands.*
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady addressed the scandal involving his balls. Brady denies any wrongdoing with his balls. He was very adamant that he didn't want anyone touching his balls or rubbing his balls. As far as Tom Brady is concerned, his balls are perfect.**
**I may have made a... few substitutions. Click here for the actual story.
Whether anything comes of this scandal (handily referred to as "deflategate"), it does provide people with an excuse to say "Tom Brady's deflated balls".***
***Click here if you think Tom might need help with his deflated balls.
|Patriots coach Bill Belichick is so sad and lonely.|
Look, it may be a shame if all this is not true (likelihood not good that isn't true but still) but people are not happy with you right now. You can't keep acting like you're in total denial about that.
I mean, hell, even Jay Leno's not taking up for you. And Jay likes everybody!
Tom Brady's deflated balls.
Saturday: The McDonald's Mystery Pie
Sunday: Doctor Who stuff
Until then, be good to one another.
And don't forget Tom Brady's deflated balls.