Friday, September 14, 2018

THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!

Hi there! You might be a bit stressed out about Hurricane Florence and you're feeling a bit overwhelmed by the around the clock coverage on the Weather Channel and CNN on what this hurricane is up to and what it will do next. 

Let me offer the services of my blog as a one stop source for what you need for hurricane coverage. 

Presenting...


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   

In studio, we have selected some of the finest meteorologists who can provide a keen and intelligent assessment of the weather as well as rocking short skirts. 

And we have an intrepid reporter out in the field bringing you up to date reports on what the hurricane is doing right now. 


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You are watching.... 


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   

You may have questions about mesothelioma. 

How exactly do you pronounce mesothelioma? 
How will mesothelioma affect my loved ones? 
Do I in fact have any loved ones? 
Am I really so much of an asshole that no one loves me?
 What can mesothelioma do about that?  

When you have questions like these, be sure to consult your doctor to find out if mesothelioma is right for you.  

Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 


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Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 

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THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   



Seriously, does Al Roker work here now? 

Cause we do not have the budget for Al Roker!  

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