Today's post is entitled.....
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
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A WORD OF CAUTION BEFORE WE PROCEED:
And now, an opening statement from Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
We'll get back to Judge Kavanaugh but first a few words from our sponsors...
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And now back to Brett Kavanaugh.
Judge Kavanaugh, the allegations made against you by Dr. Ford suggest a pattern of behavior in your youth that suggests you may have had issues relating to the consumption of beer. Judge, do you have any comments on that?
OK, I guess I see your point. If we can....
Well, perhaps we should move on from this line of questioning and look at....
Thank you, Judge Kavanaugh, for clarifying that.
WORD OF CAUTION. PLEASE REMEMBER:
WORD OF CAUTION. PLEASE REMEMBER:
Seriously, you have denied assaulting Dr. Ford. Do you still stand by that defense? Do you swear that you did not attempt to sexually assault Dr. Ford?
Hold on a moment.
There! I fixed it for you.
And that is that for.....
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
The Incredible Gamma Radiated Brett Kavanaugh!
Brought to you by...
UGH!
Remember, you can't spell "Kavanaugh" without "UGH!"
And our other sponsor for today....
BEER!!
Yeah, we get it, Brett!
AND DON'T FORGET:
And that finally brings us to the end of this post.
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