The Internet Is For Corn#5

Hi there!

Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog with no salt added.

So perhaps you have found yourself here by chance.

Maybe you're here by accident. (Yes, the word "suffering" is in the title of the blog but no, it is NOT a sadomasochism site. Not yet, anyway.)

But I know there are those you are here for a very real and specific and, above all, enticing reason:

THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!

So don't let me tease you any longer. Here comes...

THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN#5!

Come on, baby! Take me in your arms and ROCK ME!

Take me in your arms
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
Oh please baby
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
Oh yeah, yeah

I'm making you leavin'
(Take me, take me)
Oh baby please yeah
(Take me, take me)
Come on baby
(Take me, take me)
Can't you see me on my knees now
(Take me, take me)
Come baby can't you stay please
(Take me, take me)
Come on baby, oh baby please, please, please

Take me in your arms
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
(Take me, take me, take me)
Oh little darling
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
(Take me, take me, take me)
Come on baby
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
(Take me, take me, take me)
Oh little darling
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
(Take me)
Yeah
(Rock me, rock me a little while)
(Take me, take me)
Oh little darling

So that's it for this week's edition of...

THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!

Is there going to be a #6?

Ah, shucks! You know you want it!

Next week...

THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN#6!

Tomorrow: bROkEN nEWs!

Be good to one another!

And don't forget....

CORN!