Today we post a new installment of this blog's most popular feature amongst Iowa farmers with severe mental issues.
Here comes...
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN#4
(Yes, #4, dammit!)
Today, corn goes cruisin'!
All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
And this has been another exciting and innovative installment of...
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!
Come back next week as I present an ALL NEW installment of...
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!
Why? Because I refused to be constrained by the so-called "societal norms" of alleged "normal people".
So Viva La Corn!
Be good to each other, y'all!
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