Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Internet Is For Corn#4



Today we post a new installment of this blog's most popular feature amongst Iowa farmers with severe mental issues.

Here comes...

THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN#4

(Yes, #4, dammit!)

Today, corn goes cruisin'!



 
 
 
All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
 
 
 
And this has been another exciting and innovative installment of...
 
THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!
 
 
Come back next week as I present an ALL NEW installment of...


THE INTERNET IS FOR CORN!

Why? Because I refused to be constrained by the so-called "societal norms" of alleged "normal people".

So Viva La Corn!

Be good to each other, y'all!

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