Hi there! Welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, a $3.00 scratch off kind of a blog in a big billion dollar internet. I'm Dave-El and if you, dear reader, have won the Powerball lottery, let me just say congratulations and that I've always loved you and more than just as a friend (wink!).
So the big story is this Powerball lottery thing with a total cash pay out of $1.5 billion dollars! Wow! That's a lot of money! Really, do you know how much money that is?
It's $1.5 billion dollars, that's how much it is, you idiot! Unless you won the Powerball lottery then instead let me say I'm impressed with your dazzling wit and personality and are there, say, I don't know, any sex acts you would like performed?
So everybody is going nuts over this unprecedented lottery. Over on Twitter (where I can be found here:
So I decided to join in on the fun and here are my tweets on this subject.