Friday, Matthew pounded Florida. How bad is this storm? Disney World has closed down. I repeat: DISNEY WORLD HAS CLOSED DOWN! I thought only the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ would cause that to happen. And even then, “The Son of God walks amongst you, verily to ride upon thine Splash Mountain.”
Right wing internet nut job Matt Drudge actually questioned that Hurricane Matthew was an actual threat, chalking it up to government conspiracies and the liberal media pushing a climate change agenda. Ooh boy!
Tomorrow on the blog thing, Episode Two of my Doctor Who fan fiction, Cybermania.