"I believe in diversity. I want every part of your body in my freedom caucus."
"I have a subpoena and I want you for my congressional investigative committee...of love!"
"Ever had a Benghasm?"
" I know global warming is a liberal fallacy but damn, you're making it hot in here!"
"I want to repeal your loneliness and replace it with my sweet loving Republicare."
"Can you can help me? I need tax relief for my increasing capital gains."
And those were my contributions to...
So that is that for this post. Sorry for the disconnect between talking about the Paris attacks and then posting these silly tweets but it's been that kind of a day. As our knowledge of events unfold, I may attempt a more thorough write up of my feelings about this next week.