So
I got my hair cut a few days ago.
The
average amount of time to elapse between my seeing someone I know and that
person commenting something along the lines of “Hey, you got a haircut”: 10 seconds
The
amount of time it took my wife Andrea to notice I had a haircut: 4 hours, 52
minutes.
Here’s
the thing with me and haircuts: I don’t get one as often as I probably should.
I tend to let weeks or months go by without getting a haircut. I’m walking
around with a shaggy mane that wouldn’t look out of place if I was a reefer
smoking hippy from 1973. I actually once went over a year without getting a
haircut and I really cannot explain why that is. Maybe I’m getting older and I’m
trying to hang on to some vestige of youth? Or maybe short hair makes me self-conscious
about the shape of my head? I have no idea.
The
thing is, when I finally do get a haircut, it marks a fairly dramatic change to
my appearance. So for most people, it takes only a few seconds to notice I’ve
had one.
For
most people but not everyone. Not my wife.
Anyway,
Friday afternoon, my daughter Randie and I went out to get our hair cut. I was
relieved to get it done. The hot weather we’ve been having lately does not line
up well with a long, shaggy ‘do.
Andrea
met us at home at 5:30. We went out to eat where she sat directly across the
table from me. Randie tried every non-verbal trick she could to get Andrea to notice
her hair. It didn’t work. My reaching up to my head to run my fingers through
hair that wasn’t there did not elicit any response either.
At
around 10:22, Randie had lost patience with her mother’s obliviousness and blurted
out, “Aren’t you going to say anything about my hair?” Andrea blinked a few
times, carefully processing information and then replied, “Hey, you got your
haircut!”
Andrea
turned to me to see if I had noticed Randie’s hair as well. Then she blinked a few
times, carefully processing information and then replied, “Hey, you got your
haircut too!”
4
hours, 52 minutes is not Andrea’s record for not noticing I’ve had a haircut.
The record is two weeks.
Really.
Two whole weeks once elapsed between my haircut
and her noticing said haircut. Again, if I got haircuts more often, I would
understand it. But when a person goes from Conan the Barbarian hair to Lex
Luthor’s head, one might expect a more immediate reaction.
And
yes, I do too notice when Andrea gets a haircut.
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