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Welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, the blog with that youthful, just rolled out of bed ready to face a new day glow. I'm Dave-El and I rolled out of bed with a "Oh crap! It's all still here" grimace.
Today's topic:
Russia Is Fucking With Us: Threat or Hoax?
On
one side of this discussion are these guys:
National Security Adviser John Bolton, Director of National Intelligence
Dan Coats, Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen, FBI Director
Christopher Wray and National Security Agency chief Gen. Paul Nakasone, all
gathered together in one room to describe what they see as a threat.
FBI
Director Wray had this to say: “Russia
attempted to interfere with the last election and continues to engage in malign
influence operations to this day.”
On
the other side of this discussion is their boss. Donald Trump was in Wilkes-Barre, PA for a
rally.
"In Helsinki, I
had a great meeting with Putin. We discussed everything — I had a great
meeting. We got along really well. By the way, that's a good thing, not a bad
thing. That's a really good thing. Now we're being hindered by the Russian
hoax. It's a hoax, OK? I'll tell you what, Russia's very unhappy that Trump
won, that I can tell you.”
Now
before Sarah Succubus Sanders weighs in on this, let me see if I can anticipate
the line of defense on that.
“The president has
made it clear he supports his national security team and he supports their
findings about Russian interference. The president wasn’t talking about the
Russian interference in the election; he’s talking about collusion. As the
president has made clear, there was no collusion. Collusion with Russia is a
false narrative promoted by media attacks on this president. The hoax is there
was collusion. That was what the president meant. There was NO collusion. The collusion is a hoax."
Wow.
I’m so good at channeling Sarah Succubus Sanders, smokey eye makeup began to
spontaneously form around my eyes. OK,
by the time this posts, the simpering she-beast of Satan may have already
weighed in on this. I will be surprised if her comments are not something along
those lines.
OK,
what about this line: ‘Russia's very
unhappy that Trump won, that I can tell you.”
But
in Helsinki, Putin said he had hoped Trump would win the 2016 presidential
election.
OK,
time to channel my inner Sarah. (Locate soul, switch off and GO!)
“Putin may have HOPED
that the president would win but he certainly has second thoughts now since
this president has been tougher on Russia than any other administration in
history.”
(Locate
soul, switch on and GO!)
Oh
man! I have got to stop doing that! And this black makeup gunk around my eyes
is so irritating!
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