U.S. Vice President My Pants...I mean, Mike Pence (Dammit!) in a Pentagon address described the creation of the Space Force as “an idea whose time has come."
“Ultimately, Congress must act to establish this new department, which will organize, train and equip the United States Space Force,” Pence said.”
Trump, the champion of the plan, tweeted: “Space Force all the way!”
I have to admit it was a bit disappointing that Trump didn't add, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Well, you know he was thinking it.
Here's some shit I slapped together on Twitter about...
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
"Mr. Trump. You stand accused of committing acts of treason against the United States.
Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"Space Force!!!"
You're watching... SPACE FORCE!!!
There's trouble at the SpaceWhiteHouse!
SpaceDonald is out of SpaceCheeseburgers!!
Don't worry... Space Force is on the way!!!!
You must continue watching... SPACE FORCE!!!
What's that?
SpaceJimAcosta from SpaceCNN is attacking SpaceMaraLago?
This calls for.... Space Force!!!!
You're still watching... SPACE FORCE!!!
Oh no!
SpaceJustin from SpaceCanada is attacking
SpaceAmerica's SpaceFarmers!
This is a job for.... Space Force!!!!
Why are you still watching... SPACE FORCE!!!
Bed Time for Donald!
Trump (ranting angrily): WALL NOW! FAKE NEWS! LOW IQ! MEXICANS! CHINA! HILLARY!
Mike Pence leans in and whispers: Space Force!
Trump: Space Force?
Trump settles down & goes to sleep.
Trump (in his sleep): Spaaaaaaaace Foooorrce…..
Nighty night, Donald
You've been watching...
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
SPACE FORCE!!!
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