As I've mentioned before, delivering high quality entertainment and intelligent, thoughtful insight is the mission of this blog. And as the evidence of this blog clearly shows, "high quality entertainment and intelligent, thoughtful insight" are just TWO of the things this blog is missing* and so the mission
*The other thing missing: actual readers. Who the hell AM I talking to?
Still, producing this blog doesn't come cheap. I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You requires financial backing through a strong and viable commercial sponsor.
Instead we've been doing business with American Glory.
As you have seen in And Now A Word From Our Sponsor#1-#5, American Glory is an insurance company that will insure any crazy ass thing or insure against any kind of funky shit for as little as $5.00 a month. Now they may have been weird and a little crazy but at least their checks didn't bounce.
But then: scandal. The last spot was for American Glory's "Meddling Kids Malpractice" policy and it featured these two characters:
**"Zoinks, man! We're not, like, gay or something!" "Rot there's ranythring wrong with thrat!"
Oddly enough, American Glory does offer a "Cartoon Character Lawsuit Protection" policy but it appears American Glory failed to send in the required $5.00 to itself and well....
Until this is all sorted out, American Glory has suspended further advertising. And while I wish them well in resolving this mess, that don't pay the bulldog as it were. So I have secured a new sponsor.
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You presents the first text commercial from Plain White Unmarked Van Emporium.
Hey there, partners!
Are you in the market for a van?
Does it need to be plain?
Does it need to be white?
Does it need to be unmarked?
Well, I'm Dwayne DeFontaine & I'm telling you to come on down to the Plain White Unmarked Van Emporium!!!