OK, change "Friday" to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You and you've got a PAR-TAY, y'all!
Or just this collection of Tweets from my weekly attempt at topical humor.
Time for the
Get ready for the
(NOTE: I'm violating the sanctity of the
Bea Arthur nude painting sells for $1.9 million. 21st US President Chester A Arthur nude painting...eh, not quite as much.
OK, that was this week's
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**She thinks the letter Q is a vowel.
***Another deleted scene: George chokes his chicken.
****What is Blurmph, you ask? Seriously, it's best not to question Blurmph; it doesn't like to be questioned.
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