Life Would Be Better If...

From a series of Tweets posted this past Saturday.

#LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had some ice cream, maybe strawberry? Nothing fancy.Yes,

#LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had some ice cream...

 

...brought to me in a bowl of pure silver. And #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf it was brought to me by my smoking hot model wife...




..and her smoking hot best friend! Yes, definitely #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ice cream in a silver bowl brought to me by TWO hot women..


..while I rest by my beautiful swimming pool! #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ice cream in a silver bowl brought by 2 hot women by my pool...



...behind my big honkin' mansion! Yeah, #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ice cream, a silver bowl, TWO hot women, a kick ass pool & a mansion!




CARS! I forgot cars! Shiny powerful sports cars! #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ice cream, silver bowl,2 hot women, a pool, a mansion & cars..

Oh, gotta have money! I wanna be a billionaire! OK, #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ice cream....I need re-think this---screw the ice cream..

 

Brian W. Jackson‏@brianwjackson
@DayWayLo ...and all the powers of the universe and all deities

 

@brianwjackson No, I got this figured out #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had money, a mansion, swimming pool, sports cars, hot women..wait! Powers?

 

@brianwjackson Yes, the powers of the universe! #LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I had ultimate POWER to rule you ALL like a GOD! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

Brian W. Jackson‏@brianwjackson

@DayWayLo ...and the ice cream.

 

@brianwjackson Oh, and ice cream. Yeah, it's all good.#LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf if I had some ice cream. 

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A tip of the hypothetical hat once again to Brian for jumping in and adding to the fun. (And I really had no idea how was going to end this.)  Brian can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/brianwjackson

And I can also be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo

Ice cream can be found in your local grocer's freezer section.