*also known on the street as The Notorious ISGMSAY, yo!
As I did with last week's Mystery Planet! A Sci-Fi Tale Told in Tweets, I've assembled another series of Tweets that form a narrative, this time made on April 20, 2013 under the hashtag
As usual, I refused to take this seriously.
Collected in one place for the first time (with only a few minor edits), I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You is proud to present a romance story told in Tweets. A story of heartbreak and longing I like to call....
Our Love Could Not Stand
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It's been many years since I last saw you. My love for you was so deep & I still ache over its ending. But
At first we loved the same things: ice cream, long walks, Enya. We were devoted to each other. But
I like ice cream but every day? C'mon girl, I need some variety in my diet
I still liked long walks but
You always made excuses: "Its hard to walk with one foot." Why didn't you tell me the truth?
And we stopped dancing to the music of Enya.
You said mean things to me, said I was "self absorbed" & "lacked empathy"
I no longer felt loved. You were always distracted with, I don't know, your foot, I think?
You'd say
I can't believe
...and the cheer squad's coach...and HER sister...and her niece...and--let's just say
The pain is dim now but the love we shared is still a bright memory. In the end it was good that
Mine to sex addiction therapy, you into some kind of rehab or something for your lost...whatever.
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Her foot, you jackass! Jeez!
OK, two other posts on my blog were taken from where I created a sequence of events thru connecting Tweets, The Mad Scientist's Lament: What I'm Tired of Hearing (March 8th) and The Mad Scientist's Lament: Things That Annoy Me (April 4th). Also, the blog post from May 7th, Life Would Be Better If...
When I start one of these Twitter narratives, I really have no idea where they are going so some stuff may shift from where I thought it might go in the beginning.
The ice cream thing was when I thought the reasons for the break up would go back and forth between two people. When I hit upon the idea of the poor girl losing a foot as a reason for not wanting to take walks anymore, the concept of the guy being a totally clueless jerk took hold.
OK, I like Enya. But I still thought it was a funny thing to single out as a mutual interest. I think I had some random thought there might be a dispute who actually owned the Enya CD collection they had shared but that fell by the wayside.
The only guiding factors that I follow when I do one of these sequences is to 1) use the hashtag in every Tweet so the Tweet HAS to relate back to that and 2) use at least 10 Tweets. I have not set an upper limit but 10 is usually where I stop; #WeBrokeUpBecause went for 14 (much to the annoyance of my Twitter followers, I'm sure).
This makes for an interesting writing exercise, especially if you don't care how
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Well, that's that for this post. Looking forward to a new episode of Doctor Who this evening. The latest posting of Doctor Who Is NEW will be on the blog by tomorrow.
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As always I can also be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo
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