(*) Oh, hell! Do I have explain every single damn time that it stands for "Huffington Post Hop", as in we hop from one headline to another in search of a good headline to crack jokes about.
Let's get started in 5..4..3..2..
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#HuffPostHop “Senator: Republicans Didn't Want To 'Be
Seen Helping' Obama” So
they sneak by the Obama’s office at night with a pie
#HuffPostHop “North Korea Sentences American To 15 Years
Hard Labor” Then they sentenced
a Mexican to do that hard labor for less money
#HuffPostHop “New Law Allows Gov't To Seize Assault
Weapons From Criminals, Mentally Ill” It’s called the “Well, DUH!” law.
#HuffPostHop “Austerity Advocates Bring In Millions From
Tax Loopholes” This is
the economic principle known as “Fuck you, I got mine”
#HuffPostHop “Toxic Pesticides Burn In California
Wildfire” On the plus
side, the smoldering ruins of your home will be free of mosquitos.
#HuffPostHop “John McCain Gets Unexpected Surprise” He’s the next contestant on “The Price
Is Right”!
#HuffPostHop “Fox News Guest's Unbelievable Holocaust
Remarks” Fox News guest says
something stupid; U.S. unable to give a fuck anymore
#HuffPostHop “Karl Rove Issues 2014 Warning” Karl calls dibs on next Easter’s honey
glazed ham. Do not stop him; he WILL hurt you!
#HuffPostHop “Bankers Struggle To Live On $1+ Million
Pay” Ex: Drinking champagne out of glasses, not gold plated skulls of
their enemies
#HuffPostHop “Reese Witherspoon Freaks Out In Arrest
Video” After officer told
her he loved her in “Bridget Jones’ Diary”
#HuffPostHop “You've Been Eating Apples All Wrong” So put down the apple…NOW! Put it down
and back away! No one has to get hurt here.
#HuffPostHop “Drudge Report Falls For Fake Story” Obama & Pelosi shooting up Reno
NV with Laser Cats?! It HAD to be true! It just had to!
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For these headlines and more ad the storiues behind them, go to http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
And Dave-El can be found wandering around or back at Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo
For these headlines and more ad the storiues behind them, go to http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
And Dave-El can be found wandering around or back at Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo
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