Friday, February 19, 2016

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor: Nutcase Nathan's IV

Hi there! Dave-El and welcome to another post here at my blog, I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You

From time to time, I have to turn over this blog to one of my sponsors to help with the surprisingly high expenses of providing entertainment at even this mediocre level. Today is one of those days. So I would ask for your patience and attention to this post from one of my blog's leading sponsors. 










Thank you.

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So.

That was....

...a thing....

...that happened. 

Sigh. 

Well, I guess that is that. I'll be back with a new post tomorrow. I sincerely hope you come back to read it. 

Remember to be good to one another. 

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Just in case....and I'm not sure why this would be a thing but...here are links to the previous Nutcase Nathan's sponsor posts. 




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