I am Dave-El, this is I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You and today marks my 500th post to this blog! So you know what that means?
I have no social life I am not managing my time wisely I am neglecting important things like family and hygiene I am delusional I have a warped sense of priorities I need my medication increased I...
It means we get to CELEBRATE with....
The 500th Blog Post Thingamajiganatororama is brought to you by...
Burger Beast, home of the Wacky Burger and the Fondue Frosty.
The North Korean Tourism Board, inviting you to come visit grey, underfed North Korea, a wonderland just like you imagined it wouldn't be.
Whatever the Hell Angie Dickinson Was Selling Back in 1979! Hey, are you really asking questions? You want to KNOW what it is? No, don't ask! Just buy it, dammit!
Milk! You do know it was squeezed out of a cow, right?
Plain White Unmarked Van Emporium! Remember, for every ill-considered life choice, you're gonna need a van!
Google Ass, because you know it's only a matter of time.
Lemon Scented Benghazi! Did you hear me? LEMON SCENTED!
Dickhead Television! Are you being a dick? This is the channel for YOU!
The BOOTY to ENGLISH Dictionary! Never question that booty again!
And now...let's get the 500th Blog Post Thingamajiganatororama started!
First up we have a performance from a surprising group of guests. Performing Iggy Azalea's smash hit single Fancy, the Judicial Branch of Funk! It's...
THE SUPREME COURT!!!!!!
And this has been...
Join us next time when our Fearless Feline Masters of Mentalism do this!
On the next...
And now on a serious note.
Earlier this year, the world lost one of the best radio broadcasters in the business, Casey Kasem. Sadly the last weeks of his life were marred by inter-family squabbling that has continued even past his death. Its gotten to the point that wife Jean Kasem is lugging Casey's body all around the world looking for a place to bury it. So she's took Casey to Norway.
Using a mystic ritual involving the blood of Rick Dees (nobody'll miss him), I established contact with the spirit of Casey Kasem for a brief interview.
Except there's a catch.
I'm not sure how the afterlife is supposed to work but because Jean took Casey's body to Norway, Casey's spirit is speaking Norwegian. Hey, I don't make the rules, OK?
So I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You is proud to present an interview with the late, great Casey Kasem.
Casey: Takk David. Det er flott å snakke med deg.
Casey: Fortell meg om det. Det er virkelig rote med papirene her oppe i etterlivet.
Casey: Norsk? Hvordan skal jeg anta å gjøre musikken min nedtelling show i norsk?
Casey: Det er søt! Jeg får spille på sanger som faktisk er noe bra med musikk fungerer med navn jeg faktisk kan uttale.
Casey: Hvorfor, takk, David. Jeg tar det som en lang avstand dedikasjon. Vel, du kan ikke få mer langdistanse enn gapet mellom liv og død.
Dave-El: That is so cool!
Casey: Maten er god, men det ser ut til å være mye kjøttboller eller annen grunn.
Always a class act, even in death. And in Norway. Casey Kasem.
Wow! I didn't know my blog was being read on another world. I've just received a greeting from the Mars Rover!
Apparently, the Mars Rover is still somewhat bitter.
With 500 posts on this blog, I have posted a lot of different things, some serious, a lot very silly. Now I'm going to present again my daughter's absolute favoritest thing that I've ever posted to this blog.
See, Peter's greeting was sincere; he wouldn't write "sincerely" unless he meant it, right?
Hey, let's bring out those 9 Masters of a Groove! Singing Ariana Grande's big hit record Problem, give it up, y'all, for...
THE SUPREME COURT!!!!!!
Woo hoo! One more round of applause for the hot rockin' Supreme Court!
And now from my favorite Disney movie, The Emperor's New Groove, here's Kronk with a lesson in Witty Repartee.
OK, that's about all the damage I can do around here today. This has been....
I want to thank all the sponsors for today's post. My thanks to the Supreme Court, Telepathy Cat and Mental Kitten, the late Graham Chapman, the late Casey Kasem, the Mars Rover, the larch tree, Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman and Kronk for appearing today. And thanks to you, the reader. And I mean the literally one person who reads this blog.
Here's to days to come and all my love to long ago. And remember, be good to one another.