Hi there! Welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, a paranoid blog lost in an internet out to get it. I'm Dave-El and why are you looking at me like that?
As is my want, I like to jump in on Twitter and mess around with a trending hashtag. But not content to just come up with puns and other forms of low humor, I sometimes seeks to establish a narrative. Yes, as each Tweet leads into another, a story unfolds.
Such as this series of Tweets for the hashtag,
It appears the vat of chemical mutate...er, my home brewed beer is ready.
needing to stir that a bit.
Oh the doorbell
going to sign for a delivery of body parts- er, a Golden Girls box set I
ordered from Amazon
adding these body parts..er, I mean Golden Girls DVDs to the vat of
chemical...uh, home brewed beer
Screaming, you say? I really am not hearing...hold on,
going into this dungeon..ah, lab store room.
(Quiet! Or your torture will increase!) What? Oh,
shooing away some, er, rats, that's all. (Shush!)
Oh look! The vat of...er, beer and...ah, the Golden Girls box set is...
about to create A NEW FORM OF LIFE!
Yes! My chemical mutate mixed with body parts!
become a GOD among MEN! Behold my creation!
|I thought Harvey Kurtzman's cover for Mad#1 was a good fit for today's post,|