Don't Mind Me...

Hi there! Welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, a paranoid blog lost in an internet out to get it. I'm Dave-El and why are you looking at me like that?  

As is my want, I like to jump in on Twitter and mess around with a trending hashtag. But not content to just come up with puns and other forms of low humor, I sometimes seeks to establish a narrative. Yes, as each Tweet leads into another, a story unfolds.

Such as this series of Tweets for the hashtag,  

#DontMindMeIAmJust. Let's see what terrible things I can do with that.

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#DontMindMeIAmJust working in my secret lab. Screaming? I don't hear any screaming.

It appears the vat of chemical mutate...er, my home brewed beer is ready. #DontMindMeIAmJust needing to stir that a bit.

Oh the doorbell #DontMindMeIAmJust going to sign for a delivery of body parts- er, a Golden Girls box set I ordered from Amazon

Perfect! #DontMindMeIAmJust adding these body parts..er, I mean Golden Girls DVDs to the vat of chemical...uh, home brewed beer

Screaming, you say? I really am not hearing...hold on, #DontMindMeIAmJust going into this dungeon..ah, lab store room.

(Quiet! Or your torture will increase!) What? Oh, #DontMindMeIAmJust shooing away some, er, rats, that's all. (Shush!)

Oh look! The vat of...er, beer and...ah, the Golden Girls box set is... #DontMindMeIAmJust about to create A NEW FORM OF LIFE!

Yes! My chemical mutate mixed with body parts! #DontMindMeIAmJust become a GOD among MEN! Behold my creation!

Yes, I have created LIFE! I have...no! NO! Back away! BACK, I say! #DontMindMeIAmJust about to be eaten by my own..YEEEARRGHH!

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Oh no! I've reached a tragic end? See, kids! Twitter will kill you!

Anyway, I haven't done one of those Twitter Tales in a long time. If you're interested in previous some exercises in stupidity and/or torment, check out these links:

• Mad Scientist's Lament
• Mystery Planet
• Our Love Could Not Stand

That's all I have for today. Up next (Sunday)? Doctor Who? Oh why not! Doctor Who!

Until next time, remember to be good to one another.

I thought Harvey Kurtzman's cover for Mad#1 was a good fit for today's post,