What is the #HuffPostHop? It's where I hop around The Huffington Post looking for headlines to make fun off. Think of it like SNL's Weekend Update except without the talent. Or the comedy. Or an actual audience. Or...you know what? Let's just do this thing....
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#HuffPostHop “Obama
Flips On 2008 Social Security Promise” And Malia, Sasha: he’s also taking
back the dog!
#HuffPostHop “Gun
Vote Clears Major Hurdle” NRA, there’s still time to increase your
bribes..er, “campaign donations”.
#HuffPostHop “Pentagon:'Inaccurate'
To Suggest N.Korea Has Nuclear Missile Ability” Kim Jung-Un HAS a missile; he
just can’t get it up! Hey-O!
#HuffPostHop “Brawl
Breaks Out During Dodgers-Padres Game” In other words, the game got
interesting.
#HuffPostHop “House
Republicans Block Vote On Equal Pay” I know, GOP! Women! Really! Next
they’ll want to wear pants or something.
#HuffPostHop “Private
Prison Company Admits To Falsifying Records” The man rapes were not as hot
as they made them out to be.
#HuffPostHop “Tiger
Drops F-Bomb At Masters” Fahrvergnügen?
#HuffPostHop “13
Things You Need To Know About Coachella” #1: Where are the bathrooms? #2
thru #13: Where’s the best weed?
#HuffPostHop “Penis Study Reveals
Genital Size Women Prefer” Whatever size gets a man’s ass off the
couch & take out the damn garbage!
#HuffPostHop “Co-Ed Topless Reading Group
Celebrates Spring” Reading! Yes! I LOVE to
read! And spring time! I totally support reading. And spring.
#HuffPostHop "Kid Rock:
'I'm F--king Embarrassed To Be A Republican'" GOP
embarrassed by Kid Rock (& they have Donald Trump as a member)
__________________________________________________________________Today we heard of the passing of Jonathan Winters who died today at age 87. I was struck by how off-kilter he was compared to other comedians of his era. He had the appearance of a normal blue collar shlub but the eyes gave away his madness. When Jonathan Winters performed, his eyes would twinkle with unrestrained mischief as he careened from one bizarre character to another, going on the most wild and fantastic tangents and leave everyone in stitches. As Mark Evanier noted today in his blog, Jonathan Winters would appear on talk shows where the host had no idea what Jonathan was going to do...and neither did Jonathan.
God bless you, Jonathan Winters, for all your comic gifts and for sharing them with the world.
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For actual stories behind the actual headlines, go to http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
And check out Mark Evanier's blog at http://www.newsfromme.com/ An always entertaining, informative and amusing blog...some times all at the same time.
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