Friday, April 26, 2013

The Huff Post Hop for Friday, April 26, 2013


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“Congress Bails Out Air Travelers – And No One Else” Well, no one else was holding up Congress’ flights to the Cayman Islands!

“White House: Syria Chemical Weapons Evidence Not 'Airtight'” Dick Cheney: "Facts, schmacts! The White House is being picky!"

“Google: Government Snooping Just Hit Record Levels” Well, I for one LOVE our benevolent government overlords!"

“Retailers Rejected New Safety Plan Before Deadly Factory Collapse” It would be a REAL dick move to reject it afterwards
 
“Evangelical Leader Compares Nagging Wives To Torture” We’re not supposed to agree with that, are we? NOT that we would, NO!"
 
“Rove:George W Bush Just Slightly Less Great Than Lincoln” (Too many jokes, too little space; Insert joke involving ham later.)
 
"Gwyneth Paltrow Shares WAY Too Much About Her Nether Regions" Her dress is sheer, you can see her Pepper Potts.
 
And... “Amanda Bynes Shaves Her Head” Lindsay Lohan is pissed! “Shit! I’m falling behind! Scissors!" she yelled to no one there.
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