#HuffPostHop “POLL: Majority
Support Legal Weed” Poll was taken at 1 AM at a Taco Bell near a local college.
#HuffPostHop “Governor Signs
Nation's Toughest Gun-Control Bill Into Law” Meanwhile, NRA endorses “Buy One Get Two Free”
plan.
#HuffPostHop “Facebook Makes Huge
Announcement” You
know how you jack off to FB pics of your hot neighbor? Yeah, we can totally see
you.
#HuffPostHop “Wall Street's
Political Payouts Higher For Those Voting To Deregulate” And we have our winner for today’s “No
shit, Sherlock!” award
#HuffPostHop “Hickenlooper Orders
Audit Of Inmate Records” You do NOT want to know what they call a “Hickenlooper” in prison.
#HuffPostHop “State Official Fired
Over Menstrual Cycle Remarks” Oh, bloody hell! Now what?
#HuffPostHop “U.S. High School Still Has Segregated Prom” No, no, no! It’s NOT a race thing! Just
keeping the rich kids from the poor..who HAPPEN to be black”
#HuffPostHop “Carnival Triumph Breaks Loose From Port” Ship sends out message: “You’ll
never take me alive, suckers! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
#HuffPostHop “Obama Cutting His Own Pay” And when he takes Air Force One, he’ll
fly coach.
#HuffPostHop “Congress May Take
Action On Video Game Violence” So video game industry lobbyists, ready your
bribes…now!”
#HuffPostHop “Chris Matthews'
Unbelievable Comments About Women” After 30, 35 seconds of sex, he can’t believe they’re
STILL not satisfied.
#HuffPostHop “Christian University
Allows Loaded Guns In Classrooms” Golgotha would’ve gone down differently if Jesus
had been packing heat.
#HuffPostHop “Wayne LaPierre Can't
Even Convince Fox News” Even Fox News doubts the average household needs “a gazillion guns”.
#HuffPostHop "Legendary Film Critic Roger Ebert
Dies" No jokes here...I hope someone saved you the aisle
seat.Rest in peace.
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