The 9th Doctor brings gifts for Christmas in a mere 12 hours.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another.
What? It's what time again?
HEY THERE! I'm Computer and I'm taking care of things while Dave-El is....
There! Got this in human font. Anyway, Dave-El is gone looking for a soul to steal but he's way behind and he's losing time and he's willing to make a deal.
Dave-El has some really weird hobbies.
Me, I'm all about the learning with another installment of....
The 12 Days of Christmas And What It Costs.
7 swans a swimming
8 maids a milking = $58.00
7 swans a swimming X 2= $144,375.00
6 geese a laying X 3 = $1,080.00
5 gold rings X 4 = $3,000.00
4 calling birds X 5 = $3,000.00
3 French Hens X 6 = $1,092.00
2 turtle doves X 7 = $2,030.00
Partridge/pear tree X 8 = $1,720.00
Total cost so far = $156,355.00
$58.00?!?! Really?!?! You know, that's just another example of the working women of this world getting less than their worth! Meanwhile, there's TWO holes that have to be dug and filled with water for those damn swans to swim around in?!?!
Whose crazy idea was it to go through this? They should be reprogrammed with an axe!!!
Oh. That was me.
In 12 hours, we advance to the 9th day of Christmas.
Until next time, remember to lick off that knife before you stick in back in the grape jelly. Or something like that.
Computer (AKA “Stormfire!”)*
*I need to update my anger management software.