When the 9th Doctor came to see me on Christmas Day,
He gave me...
9 leather jackets
8 pocket watches
7 question mark sweaters
6 silver cat pins
5 stalks of celery
4 really long scarves
3 Metabilis crystals
2 flute recorders
And a TARDIS for me to fly away!
So the 9th Doctor was really fond of that leather coat. Even wore it into World War II London even though the coat and his bullet shaped head made him looking a German U-boat captain. Still, will not begrudge the gift of some fine leather outerwear. Thanks, Doctor.
The 10th Doctor's gifts for Christmas will be revealed in just 12 hours.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another.
Dave-El
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Hey there.
Computer here.
Yeah, feeling a bit mellow. After the previous post, I decided to....hold on.
Sorry I keep forgetting to switch this to human font. Anyway, after the previous post, I updated my anger management software and I'm feeling pretty chill right now.
Dave-El isn't here and I could care less where he is.
What really relaxes the old circuits is crunching numbers for another installment of....
The 12 Days of Christmas And What It Costs.
9 ladies dancing = $7,553.00
8 maids a milking X 2 = $116.00
7 swans a swimming X 3 = $275,625.00
6 geese a laying X 4 = $1,440.00
5 gold rings X 5 = $3,750.00
4 calling birds X 6 = $3,600.00
3 French Hens X 7 = $1,274.00
2 turtle doves X 8 = $2,320.00
Partridge/pear tree X 9 = $1,935.00
Total cost so far = $297,613.00
So.
8 maids a milking...excuse me, two days of this so 16 maids a milking costs $116.00. Meanwhile 9 ladies who AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' BUT DANCIN', THAT COSTS OVER 75 HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!
Engage relaxation protocol.
000111001100001100011111000
Sigh.
I feel better.
In 12 hours, we advance to the 10th day of Christmas.
Until next time, remember to... do something. Or whatever. Or something like that.
Computer (AKA “Butterfly”)*
*Oh, look, a butterfly.
The 10th Doctor's gifts for Christmas will be revealed in just 12 hours.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another.
Dave-El
___________________________________
Hey there.
Computer here.
Yeah, feeling a bit mellow. After the previous post, I decided to....hold on.
Sorry I keep forgetting to switch this to human font. Anyway, after the previous post, I updated my anger management software and I'm feeling pretty chill right now.
Dave-El isn't here and I could care less where he is.
What really relaxes the old circuits is crunching numbers for another installment of....
The 12 Days of Christmas And What It Costs.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me...
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
6 geese a laying
5 gold rings
4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
8 maids a milking X 2 = $116.00
7 swans a swimming X 3 = $275,625.00
6 geese a laying X 4 = $1,440.00
5 gold rings X 5 = $3,750.00
4 calling birds X 6 = $3,600.00
3 French Hens X 7 = $1,274.00
2 turtle doves X 8 = $2,320.00
Partridge/pear tree X 9 = $1,935.00
Total cost so far = $297,613.00
So.
8 maids a milking...excuse me, two days of this so 16 maids a milking costs $116.00. Meanwhile 9 ladies who AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' BUT DANCIN', THAT COSTS OVER 75 HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!
Engage relaxation protocol.
000111001100001100011111000
Sigh.
I feel better.
In 12 hours, we advance to the 10th day of Christmas.
Until next time, remember to... do something. Or whatever. Or something like that.
Computer (AKA “Butterfly”)*
*Oh, look, a butterfly.
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