The 10th Doctor's gifts for Christmas will be revealed in just 12 hours.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another.
Yeah, feeling a bit mellow. After the previous post, I decided to....hold on.
Sorry I keep forgetting to switch this to human font. Anyway, after the previous post, I updated my anger management software and I'm feeling pretty chill right now.
Dave-El isn't here and I could care less where he is.
What really relaxes the old circuits is crunching numbers for another installment of....
The 12 Days of Christmas And What It Costs.
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
8 maids a milking X 2 = $116.00
7 swans a swimming X 3 = $275,625.00
6 geese a laying X 4 = $1,440.00
5 gold rings X 5 = $3,750.00
4 calling birds X 6 = $3,600.00
3 French Hens X 7 = $1,274.00
2 turtle doves X 8 = $2,320.00
Partridge/pear tree X 9 = $1,935.00
Total cost so far = $297,613.00
8 maids a milking...excuse me, two days of this so 16 maids a milking costs $116.00. Meanwhile 9 ladies who AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' BUT DANCIN', THAT COSTS OVER 75 HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!
Engage relaxation protocol.
I feel better.
In 12 hours, we advance to the 10th day of Christmas.
Until next time, remember to... do something. Or whatever. Or something like that.
Computer (AKA “Butterfly”)*
*Oh, look, a butterfly.